Lindsay Lohan

Other than:

1) her immediate family;
2) people that drive in and around Hollywood;
3) people that occasionally find themselves in a crosswalk in the same area;
4) guys that frequent the same night clubs that she does hoping for a piece of ass;

is there anyone that really gives a fuck about reports of Linsday Lohan being hammered or stoned?

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